Taco Bell has long been a favorite dining destination after a night of drinking. (Students in State College, Pennsylvania even held a candlelit vigil when a location closed in town.) But here’s something you may have never thought you’d see: An official Taco Bell wine.
No, this new wine isn’t served in a wrapper. In fact, to the contrary, you may want to show this limited-edition bottle off. Jalapeño Noir, as the new vino is called, is a Pinot Noir produced by Queenston Mile Vineyard in the increasingly popular wine producing region of Niagara Peninsula in Ontario, Canada. The winery’s Pinots usually retail for about $30 in U.S. dollars—and though Taco Bell’s offering will be cheaper, closer to $20, the chain definitely isn’t aiming for value. Silly name aside, Jalapeño Noir is a legitimate release.
White girls are going to lose their fucking minds if they can't get their hands on Taco Bell wine. Once all the pictures of Taco Bell wine start making the rounds on Instagram, the demand is going to be through the roof. It's going to be the Popeye's chicken sandwich all over again. There will be riots in the streets.